Meet Subtle Butt, the Fart-Neutralizing Underwear Insert

Finally, a way to dignify the experience of sitting around farting in your pants: meet Subtle Butt, the odor-eating butt patch.

That's right - a butt patch that neutralizes your fart odor. I swear to God, I am not making this shit up. Some investor actually thought this idea was a "winner" and wrote a check for another crazy person to develop this product.

"I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," says its evangelistic creator.  Her dog? 

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Sweet Jesus of Mary.