Real Housewives of Dallas Memes From Episode 5: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (May 9, 2016)

Episode 5 of the Real Housewives of Dallas aired Monday, May 2. Sorry I am late with my meme-tactic recap but life got in the way... This week we watched Tiffany’s efforts to play peacemaker with LeeAnne and Brandi fail in mighty fashion, causing Tiffany and LeeAnne to clash in an EPIC way. Apologies to McKinney Ave. Transit Authority. I hope your trolley is okay! Travis bought Stephanie’s affection with major bling to commemorate their seventh wedding anniversary by visiting local jeweler DeBoulle. After receiving a champagne shower from LeeAnne, Cary received a fabulous surprise gift from Mark. What else, but a new dress from Roberto Cavalli!? And Brandi was devastated when Bryan bailed on a barbeque she hosted for her estranged grandfather to play golf and have drinks with Travis. Men.

Next Monday's episode is titled Locken Loaded. Get ready for LeeAnne and Tiffany to confront Housewife Friend Marie after Tiffany reveals that Marie has been spreading gossip behind LeeAnne’s back. Travis will try to micromanage Stephanie’s plans to redecorate four-year-old Cruz’s bedroom, while Mark captures risqué photos of Cary for their website in a bid to attract more business. Tensions will rise between Brandi and Bryan when she confronts him about blowing off the barbecue she hosted for her estranged grandfather. Dum dum dum!!! Tune in to the Real Housewives of Dallas every Monday at 10/9c on Bravo.

Ending on a humorous note... Someone sent me a copy of the New York Times from April 11. The paper had a spotlight n the premiere of the show and I'm in the photo. Might be the only time I ever make the Times... I will treasure it always. LOL.